I love watching cats mess up.
my fucking dog is afraid of the TV remote what the fuck
|Anonymous sent: Wait girls masturbate?|
no, “go back to the kitchen” jokes give us all the satisfaction we need.
of course we fuckin masturbate.
my sweet and sour chicken pieces look like dicks
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.
Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.
I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
I’d also like to add that this is why you never use open bottles as sex toys. They can force air up into the vagina and rupture something or introduce air into your bloodstream through an open cut which in turn causes an embolism. That’s why all sex toys should be solid and without sharp edges.
Reblogged for last comment.
Look, I’m not one to judge but…
what the fuck kinda sex are ya’ll having?
Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?"
"*ahem* sluts *ahem*"
"What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.
"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.
The best of Ken M
#i love watching Marvel movies in theaters#because those of us in the know see Stan Lee on screen#and we’re all just like#OMG HAHAHA STAN LEE YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN#and laughing our asses off#and everyone else in the theater just looks around like#what the fuck that wasn’t even that funny#why are all these people laughing at a random old man?
High-five for open minded people
this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
Shame you needed it
so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead