ME: “My goal in life is to have a butt as great as Chris Evans’ butt.”
RANDOM FRESHMAN: “Isn’t he a guy? Why would you want a guys butt?”
becuz its perf go away dumb freshman.
i can have whateva butt i want.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD.
WHAT IS AIR.
I love you, I’d Cap That. I love you do fucking much.