ME: “My goal in life is to have a butt as great as Chris Evans’ butt.”
RANDOM FRESHMAN: “Isn’t he a guy? Why would you want a guys butt?”
becuz its perf go away dumb freshman.
i can have whateva butt i want.
I feel like this was made for Chris Evans.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD.
WHAT IS AIR.
I love you, I’d Cap That. I love you do fucking much.
Darrin makes me so happy sometimes. You don’t even know.
can we all just take a moment to appreciate DAT ASS
Let’s all just take a moment and praise my tweets.
This person is a fucking asshole and I don’t like them.
Don’t judge my xxkawaiillamafarmxx YouTube name.
At least I didn’t use a Panic! song with a shitty TV show.