shekillswithkissesxo:

DAT ASS

(Source: eiknarf)

in the locker room after gym:

ME: “My goal in life is to have a butt as great as Chris Evans’ butt.”

RANDOM FRESHMAN: “Isn’t he a guy? Why would you want a guys butt?”

MY REACTION:

becuz its perf go away dumb freshman.
i can have whateva butt i want. 

I feel like this was made for Chris Evans.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD.
WHAT IS AIR.
I CAN’T.

I love you, I’d Cap That. I love you do fucking much.

Darrin makes me so happy sometimes. You don’t even know.

valiantparadox:

This is perfect

halestormmm:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate DAT ASS

Let’s all just take a moment and praise my tweets.

(Source: iamjohnn)

This person is a fucking asshole and I don’t like them.
Don’t judge my xxkawaiillamafarmxx YouTube name.
At least I didn’t use a Panic! song with a shitty TV show.